It’s that time of year again when the leaves start to change color, the air becomes cooler, and pumpkin spice everything reappears. Yes, it’s finally Halloween season! What better way to get in the mood for a spooky season than by reading some funny Halloween quotes?
In this blog post, we’ve compiled a list of 83 funniest Halloween quotes. Whether you’re getting ready for your next costume party or just want to read some amusing Halloween trivia, these quotes are sure to put a smile on your face!
Halloween Movie Quotes
Halloween movies like Hocus Pocus, The Nightmare Before Christmas, and Beetlejuice are classics that we watch yearly. Here are some of our favorite Halloween movie quotes to get you in the mood for the spooky season!
- “I put a spell on you, and now you’re mine.” -Hocus Pocus.
- “This is Halloween; everybody makes a scene.” -The Nightmare Before Christmas.
- “Nice Faun. I’m sure you’re adorable under that… coat of fur.” -Pan’s Labyrinth.
- “I’m sorry, did I break your concentration?” – Beetlejuice.
- “They’re heeeere!” -Poltergeist.
- “I’m the Boogeyman.” -The Nightmare Before Christmas
- “Oogie Boogie’s gonna get you!” -The Nightmare Before Christmas
- “Sandy Claws, Sandy Claws, bringin’ me toys!” -The Nightmare Before Christmas
- “I am the shadow on the moon at night.” -The Nightmare Before Christmas.
- “I’m just a poor boy; I need no sympathy.” -The Nightmare Before Christmas.
- “We’re simply meant to be.” -The Nightmare Before Christmas.
- ” Because I’m the Pumpkin King!” -The Nightmare Before Christmas
- “Well, I’ve been scared of changin’…” -The Nightmare Before Christmas.
- “Taste the rainbow, bitch.” -The Craft
- “Oh, look. Another glorious morning. Makes me sick!” —Winifred Sanderson
- “You know, I’ve always wanted a child. And now I think I’ll have one on toast!” —Winifred Sanderson.
- “I put a spell on you, and now you’re mine.” —Winifred Sanderson.
- “Goodbye, cruel world.” —Winifred Sanderson
- “Sisters, All Hallow’s Eve has become a night of frolic, where children wear costumes and run amok!” —Winifred Sanderson.
- “I’ll have your guts for garters, girl!”—Winifred Sanderson.
- “It is a prison for children.” —Winifred Sanderson.
- “I’m the headless horseman. I’m coming to get you.” -The Legend of Sleepy Hollow.
- “I really tasted something swell, that’s right. And, for a moment, why, I even touched the sky, and at least I left some stories they can tell.” — Jack Skellington.
- “Jack said we should work together. Three of a kind. Birds of a feather. Now and forever!” — Lock, Shock, and Barrel.
- “What a joy to think of all we’ll have in common. We’ll have conversations worth having.” — Sally.
- “No animal nor man can scream like I can, with the fury of my recitations!” — Jack Skellington.
- “There are only 365 days left until next Halloween!” — The Mayor.
- “Say it once, say it twice, take a chance, and roll the dice. Ride with the moon in the dead of night.” — Witches
- “Oh, there’s an empty place in my bones that calls out for something unknown.” — Jack Skellington.
- “I might just spit a seam now if I don’t die laughing first!” — Oogie Boogie.
- “I’m just a sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania!” -The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
- “Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a, touch me!” -The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
- “Dammit, Janet!” -The Rocky Horror Picture Show
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Halloween Short Quotes
Short quotes are perfect for Halloween cards, decorations, and more. Here are some of our favorites!
- “Witch, please.”
- “Eat, drink, and be scary.”
- “If you’ve got it, haunt it.”
- “Boo-tiful day for a haunting!”
- “May your days be frightful and your nights be spooky!”
- “All you need is love… and a little bit of candy.”
- “Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.”
- “I’m just here for the boos!”
- “Halloween is my favorite day of the year!”
- “Where there is no imagination, there is no horror.”
- “It’s all just a bunch of hocus pocus!”
- “Something wicked this way comes.”
- “It’s Halloween; everyone’s entitled to one good scare.”
- “Death has come to your little town, Sheriff.”
- “Till death do us part.”
- Happy Hollow-ween!
- Creepin’ it real.
- Eat, drink, and be scary.
- Hallo-scream!
- Hallow-queen of Halloween.
- Howl you doin’, good lookin’?
- A scare is born tonight!
- “Welcome to the party, pal!” -Die Hard.
- Witchful thinking.
- Keep calm and carry a wand.
- If the broom fits!
- It is wicked awesome.
- You can’t spell ‘party’ without ‘p-a-r-a-n-o-r-m-a-l.”
- You’re boo-tiful!
- You’re my best ghoul friend.
- If you’ve got it, haunt it.
- Where do ghosts go shopping? A boo-tique!
- The ghost-ess with the mostest.
- Time to lift your spirits!
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Famous Halloween Quotes
These Halloween quotes are perfect for light-hearted fun on October 31st!
- “When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, may luck be yours on Halloween.”
- “I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!” -The Wizard of Oz.
- “Halloween is not a day. It’s a night.” -Steven King.
- “My candle was about to go out when I noticed something strange. There was a knock at the door.” -Edgar Allan Poe.
- “Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” -Oscar Wilde.
- “I have nothing to declare except my genius.” -Oscar Wilde.
- Shadows mutter, mist replies; darkness purrs as midnight sighs.”— Rusty Fischer
- “Halloween is a celebration of the inversion of reality and a necessary Gothic hat-tip to the darker aspects of life, death, and ourselves.”– Stewart Stafford.
- “For as long as men have gazed upon the stars, they have yearned to visit them.” – Neil deGrasse Tyson.
- “Every man’s life ends the same way. Only the details of how he lived and how he died distinguish one man from another.” – Ernest Hemingway.
- “Hell is empty, and all the devils are here.”— William Shakespeare, The Tempest.
- “I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey.”- The Criminologist, The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
- “A man’s got to do what a man’s got to do.”- John Wayne.
- “I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass… and I’m all out of bubblegum.”- They Live.
- “May the Force be with you.”- Star Wars.
- “Shadows of a thousand years rise again unseen, voices whisper in the trees, ‘Tonight is Halloween!'”— Dexter Kozen.
Conclusion
Make this Halloween a memorable one with these famous Halloween quotes! Whether you’re looking for a bit of light-hearted fun or some dark and spooky inspiration, these quotes have got you covered. So get out there and enjoy the holiday! Also, Stop by our online store at Callie if you’re looking for the right Halloween gift to give your loved ones!
